So what do you do when you come from a school that never brings home national championships? Well, if you come from UCSB like I do… you find a way to party like nobody else does. I unfortuneately graduated a couple years back, but check out what my little minions did.
You pick up the soccer goal and begin by marching it a mile across Isla Vista and up Del Playa:
Throw it off the cliffs of Del Playa:
Then you chuck that mutha-fucka in the water:
Inside Dublins in Isla Vista:
Beyond the Hooliganism
Some clips from ESPN: